Caption Contest #60 - Ends Wednesday 7.6.11 At 9PM EDT
Tuesday, July 5, 2011 at 07:31AM 
Since Monday was a holiday, I figure we'll just make this Caption Contest run one day short. So you've only got today and tomorrow to come up with the funny stuff to try to win a bacon sandwich at Oshkosh 2011! This will be the last game before OSH, so I hope you get in on the fun.
You've got til Wednesday evening at 9pm EDT to submit your clever/funny/cool captions. Then, I’ll pick the best 5 and put ’em in a poll for everyone to vote on for all day Thursday and Friday so we can find the winner.
The Rules:
1) Max of 3 submissions per person
2) Submissions go in the 'comments' area
3) Game ends Wednesday at 9pm EDT
4) Keep it clean!
Then, anyone can cast their vote starting Thursday morning and running thru til 9pm EDT Friday. The winner will be posted Saturday morning 7-9-11. And in case you're wondering, the photo is real. It's from Billy Werth's facebook page - taken back in May at the Indy Air Show. Please don't try this at home!
Reader Comments (24)
"Patty! Ms. Wagstaff! Wait, you forgot your beer!"
I know I read those instructions correct; 'Drive down road, hold this thing above my head, and when I....mph,....' I forgot the next.
Do I let go of the bike or throw this thing into the air?
I don't remember reading if it is suppose to be upside down or not!!!!!!
"Please STOP, I thought I already showed you my frequent flyer card."
"Com'on, STOP PLEASE....I'll pay you..."
(Flying plane) Agent 99: "Chief, what are you doing upside down?
(Riding motorcycle) Chief: "Max, I'm not upside down you are."
Agent 99: "Chief, I would know if I were upside down. If I were upside down then I could not be able to drink this cup of coffee."
Chief: "Max don't you open the cup of coffee, I'm telling you, Max, you are upside down!!"
Agent 99: "Here goes Chief, I'm opening the cup NOW. Chief, how did you get all wet?"
Chief: "From your cup of coffee, MAX."
STOP! THIS IS THE TSA! YOU DID NOT SUBMIT TO OUR STRIP SEARCH PROCEDURE!
YEP YOUR RUDDER HINGE PIN'S ARE STILL THERE !!!!!!
Robbie Knievel aims to cheat on his jump from coast to coast .
Maverick thought the inverted fly-by was a bit slow, so he volunteered to push.
This plane weight nothing!
WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
A rare glimpse of the FAA's short lived "Get your yearly while you fly" program.
Fred decided then and there to stop supporting his brothers far more expensive hobby.
Harvey discovers one of the drawbacks of trying to hand launch super-scale models.
Bam Bam Rubble does love his toys...
I told him he put too much lead in the tail.
HONEY!!! I SAID I WAS SORRY!! PLEASE don't take my airplane!
Whaddya mean, Hang On?????!!!
When I bought this bike, they told me all I had to worry about were careless drivers & deer jumping out in front of me...!
Hey!! Quit lane splitting with the airplane...
If the online dating service tries to hook you up with a Finn who likes motorcycles, be afraid. Very afraid...
So - if I pushed a bit harder here, would it start to fly the right way 'round?
Thinks: 'Now if only 747's could fly like this as well, they would also be flying around with squeaky clean tail fins!'
WOW! The guys were right. This new bike really does help me pull some tail....
Submissions for this Caption Contest are now closed.
The poll for voting should be up tomorrow morning (Thursday 7.7.11) - thanx!